An Interview With the Outlook Warrior (Extended Version)

As many of you may have noticed by now, there is an ever-present presence on student events. He is the silent watcher, guardian of what he believes is right. The one man you can be sure will speak out for what he believes in. Tariq Shamim Khwaja, aka The Outlook warrior. When I first went…

Business Ethics VS Moral Ethics

Where does a private school draw the line?   Recently this image has been running rounds all over social media. With a multitude of people condemning the very letter itself, outraged by the audacity that the school represents. Outraged by the reality that, a private institution for education, is a business. We have this sense…

4 types of roommates (and how to deal with some of them)

The One with Bad Hygiene Probably the worst kind of roommate you can get, especially if your nose is sensitive and attuned to detecting the smallest of odours. Subtle hints is the best way to start, just enquire about the smell, if you’re really bold you can ever sniff around the room. Pretend to find…

7 Courses Every Freshman Should Take

As a freshman at LUMS, our proposed semester plans are bit askew and for a lot of us, it is up to us to decide what courses we want to take. With that said there are certain courses you should certainly try to take in order to find your true calling. Introduction to Political Science…

A Modest Proposal 2.0

*This is a satirical article meant for humourous purposes. The views expressed here do not reflect the views of the author* The CII has a generous reputation regarding women and women’s rights. Perhaps too generous. Currently, the CII are on a path towards gender equality but perhaps the best way to show equality is to…

Imran-Reham Divorce

Speculation upon speculation, social media outlets have been bombarded with an issue more important than the current earthquake epidemic-Imran and Reham Khan’s divorce, which shook us harder than any aftershocks. Naturally, LDS writers decided to delve into this mystery, instead of living off mere rumours. Recently famous and lovable glamour model, Qandeel Baloch, made a…

Mathematics Department cuts deal with Youtuber’s

After much speculation and rumour’s spreading around campus, it was finally confirmed by LDS sources inside SBASSE that the Mathematics Department is indeed taking money from Youtuber’s. In a bid to earn a bit of side money instructors decided to change their technique of teaching and introduced a sly way of getting students to use…